vagina is talking i cant
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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