so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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