Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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