Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
