That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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