I look better un-naked...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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