You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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