Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
