Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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