dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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