I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
