News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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