My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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