After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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