We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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