So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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