sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So vagazzling was a success
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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