stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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