is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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