so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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