Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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