The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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