so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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