I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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