She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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