i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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