we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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