ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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