So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
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