the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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