Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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