I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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