goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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