my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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