I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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