I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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