How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
