You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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