This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.