They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.