How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants