No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?