Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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