shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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