Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I checked into jail on foursquare
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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