Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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