PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
