For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you win again, gameday.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'm like, not good at living.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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