We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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