his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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