1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....