how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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