Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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