i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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