Whoa Z and x make the same sound
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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